Too Old for This by Samantha Downing
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ A Killer Grandma for the Win — My 5-Star Review of TOO OLD FOR THIS 🔪👵🔥 ⚠️ Trigger Warnings Murder (multiple!) Dismemberment Elder abuse (referenced) Blackmail Home invasion Kidnapping Graphic violence Fire/explosions Death of multiple characters Police corruption Stalking Gaslighting 🚨 SPOILER WARNING 🚨 This review contains full spoilers , including the ending and every murder Lottie commits with alarming enthusiasm . Proceed accordingly. ☕ Overview Samantha Downing’s TOO OLD FOR THIS is the exact brand of darkly comedic chaos I expect from her — but this time, the twist is that your main character is a 75-year-old grandmother with a body count that rivals a slasher villain. Lottie Jones is charming, funny, absolutely unhinged, and weirdly lovable. She just wants to sip tea, hang out with her son, and not be the center of a docuseries — which is why the entire novel becomes a “grandma vs. everyone” situation when p...