My SPOILER ALERT Book Reviews!

⭐⭐⭐⭐ The President’s Daughter — A Long, Wild, Very Stressful Rescue Mission Rating: 4 out of 5 stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐ Wow. What a ride. This book stressed me out, exhausted me, annoyed me slightly… and I still loved it. 😂 The President’s Daughter is one of those thrillers where you keep thinking, “Okay surely NOW she’s rescued?” — and then the book says, LOL nope , and adds another 100 pages. Still? I was locked in. ⚠️ Content Warnings / Triggers Kidnapping Terrorism Graphic violence Murder Political corruption Sexual misconduct (referenced) Racism Profanity 🚨 SPOILER WARNING 🚨 This is SPOILEDBOOKS , bestie. Full plot + full ending ahead. Turn back now if you don’t want everything ruined. 📖 Overview: What Is The President’s Daughter About? The President’s Daughter (2021) is a political thriller co-written by James Patterson and Bill Clinton , which honestly explains why this book feels like both a Hollywood action movie and a White House briefing memo. The story follows former U.S. Pres...

🔫 THE HUNTING WIVES: Rich, Messy, and Deadly ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ I couldn’t put this one down. If you love stories about wealthy, messy families with skeletons in their closets , this is right up your alley. And the ending? 🤯 Let’s just say I should have seen it coming… Brad’s mom! How did I miss that?? Probably because I was reading so fast my brain short-circuited. I also learned that this book has a Netflix adaptation , and for once, I’m actually curious to watch it — usually adaptations don’t tempt me. ⚠️ SPOILER WARNING Full spoilers ahead. Proceed only if you’ve already read the book or love juicy, murderous gossip. ⚠️ Content / Trigger Warnings Graphic violence & death Suicidal ideation Pregnancy termination Sexual content & infidelity Substance use Antigay bias & cursing This book is dark, messy, and delightfully scandalous. 🏡 Premise: Welcome to Mapleton, Texas Sophie O’Neill moves to a quiet Texas town with her husband Graham and young son, hoping for a peaceful life. But b...

🏡 FAMILY NEXT DOOR: Because Every Perfect Street Is Lying ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆ Welcome to my realization of the week: ✨ I love domestic thrillers. ✨ Give me suspicious neighbors, curated suburban perfection, and women quietly unraveling behind closed doors, and I am locked in . I firmly believe every family has skeletons in their closet — and since I can’t legally peek inside my neighbors’ houses, books like FAMILY NEXT DOOR are the next best thing. 👀🍿 This one kept me flipping pages, side-eyeing everyone, and muttering “oh NO” more than once. ⚠️ SPOILER WARNING This review contains FULL SPOILERS , including the ending. Proceed only if you’ve already read the book or simply enjoy chaos. 😌🔥 🚨 Content Warnings / Triggers Postpartum depression & postpartum psychosis Child abuse & child endangerment Child death Pregnancy loss Mental illness Suicidal ideation Substance use Sexual content Illness & death This book goes to some very dark emotional places — handle accordingly. 🏘️ The ...

  🏚️  STRANGE HOUSES: A Brilliant Floor Plan… With a Structurally Unsound Ending  ⭐⭐⭐☆☆ Welcome to a book that  absolutely had me in a chokehold … until it very much did not. STRANGE HOUSES  by Uketsu starts out as one of the most  refreshing, clever, and unsettling horror mysteries  I’ve read in a long time. A mystery solved through  architecture ? A floor plan that tells a story? Hidden spaces that whisper  something is wrong here ? Sign me up. Immediately. No questions asked. 🖊️🧠 And then… well. We’ll get there. ⚠️  Spoiler Warning This review contains  FULL SPOILERS , including the ending. If you haven’t read  Strange Houses  yet and care about being surprised, turn back now and save yourself. 🚪😬 🚨  Content Warnings / Triggers Right up front, because this book goes  there : Graphic violence Murder & dismemberment Child abuse & child death Ritualistic violence Suicide & self-harm Emotional ab...

 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️  THE FIRST GENTLEMAN : Murder, Politics, and Presidential Chaos (and Somehow Fun) Okay, y’all, let’s talk about the third collaboration between former President Bill Clinton and James Patterson . I haven’t read the first two (yet), but this one? I enjoyed it. Pretty much every Patterson I’ve read hits that sweet spot of bingeable chaos. ⚠️ TRIGGER WARNINGS • Murder & homicide investigations • Rape & sexual assault • Substance abuse • Violence • Death • Conspiracies & political sabotage • Cursing 🚨 FULL SPOILER WARNING 🚨 This is a spoiler blog . 🧠 Overview The First Gentleman (2025) is a political thriller centered on President Madeline Wright , the first female president of the U.S., and her husband, Cole Wright , the First Gentleman. Cole is accused of murdering his college girlfriend, Suzanne Bonanno, a case from 17 years ago. Investigative journalists Brea Cooke and Garrett Wilson dig into his past, uncovering conspiracies that threaten the Wri...

 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ MY OXFORD YEAR : Yes, I Cried Over a Cheesy Romance (And I’m Not Even Mad About It) Let me confess something up front: my comfort zone is dark, twisty psychological thrillers . Murder. Manipulation. Trauma. The works. And yet… every once in a while… a soft, predictable, emotionally devastating romance sneaks up behind me and emotionally drop-kicks me while whispering poetry . Friends, My Oxford Year did exactly that. This book is basically a greatest-hits album of romance tropes I normally side-eye: • The charming British man who initially reads as a walking red flag 🚩😒 • The terminal illness trope (which I openly despise) • Poem quotes at the start of every chapter (I wish I were exaggerating) And still??? I loved it. Fully. Unashamedly. Ugly-cry-in-my-kitchen levels. 💔 ⚠️ TRIGGER WARNINGS — PLEASE READ This book contains: • Terminal illness • Death • Death by suicide (discussed) • Grief & loss • Sexual content • Substance use Proceed with tissues and emotiona...